July 2012
37 posts
That annoying moment when a package says 'easy...
sodamnrelatable: But you end up needing scissors, knives, a gun, and a light saber to open it -_- via sodamnrelatable
Jul 25th
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
17 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
Jul 25th
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
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Jul 6th
When someone with no mutual friends adds you on...
sodamnrelatable: and you’re just like: via sodamnrelatable
Jul 6th
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I wish life was easier.
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